end of the weekend that i never had...

so i go to school every other weekend to get my professional teaching certification.  IT SUCKS.  the school blows and i feel like i am teaching myself how to be a teacher.  that's beside the point though. the point is I AM EXHAUSTED.  school friday night, saturday and sunday for like a total of like 16 to 18 hours kinda sucks.  and now tomorrow is monday and i have to get back into the school grind.  

UGHHHHH.  well at least these things make me happy:

i got an iphone.  i no longer need friends in miami now!  fuck friends, get an iphone people!  seriously though, it's awesome and i am super-duper connected now.  i am also an app buying machine!  i like girly games specifically beauty resort 2 which i have ALMOST beat.

this dress is adorable.  this is caroline something polish (sorry i am too lazy to figure it out right now) and she wore this LAST year to the US Open i believe.  its adorable.  and i need it.  maybe i should learn tennis???  tennis girls are hot...i want to be hot.  there could be a connection.

cute cute cute cute cute

zac efron looking all old and shit.  when did he grow up?  my boyfriend is jealous of his hair/facial hair.  he looks really cute and i love gray suits.  zefron has come so far since high school musical...but it still captivates my heart. WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER.

PRETTY MUCH SNOOKI IN GENERAL:

snooki is what is getting me through these dark miami days.  the fact that we have the same chloe sunglasses (as seen in above picture) makes me feel pretty good.  i bet she got hers on sale at nordstrom too.

i used to have boots like this back in 2004.  no joke.  they were a bad idea then and a a bad idea now.  i wore them like once and my friend told me i looked like a yeti.  that was the end of those.  plus, wearing white furry boots in the dirty chicago winter leads to some nasty yeti feet.

snooki at the VMAs tonight.  she got bangs ya'll!!!  somehow she reminds me of like a jersey housewife now.  i am really into it.  i like that she went back to her dark color.  it looks good with her fake skin color.  i want to be her for halloween this year, i need to start tanning like YESTERDAY.  ughhhh.

AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE SNOOKI: